Don’t Touch My Stuff John Tyner has a Big Pair (VIDEO)

I’ve gotta admit that John Tyner has a big pair.  A really big pair.  I’m sure that would clearly show his junk if he went through the millimeter full body scanner.  I don’t know why he didn’t want to be patted down, but it is what it is.  I know that I wouldn’t do that.

Folks radiation is bad for you.  Why would you want a full dose of that shit going through your body?  I don’t even like my Dentist to take x-rays cause it’s going to fry my brain.  Now if my dentist gave my a lead shield around my head like they put on chest, maybe I would get x-ray.

But you can’t do that walking through a full body scanner cause that would defeat the purpose of  it.   Now if they just protect the borders instead of forcing sheeple from going though those things, maybe we would be a lot safer.

Anyway, here’s the video.  It’s mostly audio since he has his phone recording video but it’s just shooting empty space.