Victoria Secret Sued Over Defective Thong

Victoria Secret is being sued over a defective thong.  I can’t speak from experience, but thongs look pretty uncomfortable to wear but according to Lis Sowerbutts,  the plaintiff, Marcida Patterson, claims her thong attacked her.

Apparently, a piece of metal on the defective thong flew off  and struck her in the eye while putting on her panties.

When asked to produce to offending thong, the plaintiff’s lawyers failed to produce the item.